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For those of you who are breathing sighs of relief that the Favre saga is finally over, think again. It’s not over at all. It’s only just begun. Prepare for an entirely new level of over-coverage and over-analyzation by ESPN, the NFL Live crew and so on. You thought the Michael Vick coverage was over the top? The Favre to the Jets story will make the Vick story look like a trade between the Nationals and the Royals for a minor league reliever.
Throughout the pre-season, every episode of SportsCenter, NFL Live, Mike and Mike, Cold Pizza, Around the Horn, PTI and others will start with Brett Favre. They will break down every three-step drop he makes in practice and every interaction he has with a teammate, coach, fan, John Madden and Elvis. every time he makes a good pass in a pre-season game, they will show it 42,987 times throughout the day. Throughout the regular season, they will critique every pass he throws, every decision he makes and every audible he calls.
Don’t get me wrong, I’ve always loved Brett Favre and the way he plays the game. However, I think we’re all pretty sick of ESPN’s non-stop coverage of the story. I’m just warning you of what to expect this football season. If you’re a fan of any team other than the Jets or Packers, don’t expect to hear about your team very much at all. The 2008-2009 NFL season will revolve around and be dominated by Brett Favre.
Here are some quotes I fully expect to hear on ESPN in the upcoming months:
1) Mark Schlereth- “Brett Farve gives the Jets the best possible chance to win, and that’s all you can ask for from your starting quarterback. “
2) Wendy Nix- “Today during practice, Favre took 71% of the snaps, threw 42 passes, took seven five-step drops, ran to the left twice and the right three times, threw two touchdowns, fumbled one, threw one interception, had four balls batted away, threw 20 incompletions and called six audibles. He also smiled twice, grimaced nine times, wiped the sweat from his brow 18 times, scratched his crotch 11 times, re-adjusted his pants 14 times and his shoulder pads twice (once after a sack, after which he took his helmet off and then put it back on), drank two bottles of water, four cups of gatorade and took a few swigs of an unidentified liquid. He also took two bathroom breaks. The first was for a quick pee, the second time he was in there longer. When reporters asked him if he’d taken a dump, he grinned and said “Go in there and see for yourself”. . . from Jets camp, Wendy Nix, ESPN.
John Clayton- “Farve may have more hair on his face than I do on my entire body. “
Sean Salisbury- “Shut up John! What are you thinking Brett? You could have had $20 million dollars just to stay retired! That could have funded another appearance for me in a movie role. “
Jim Rome- Brett Farve is amazing. Phenomenal. Outstanding. He’s the real deal. He put the eeze in cheese for so many years in the frozen tundra. Now he’s a New York Jet. Yes, you heard me correctly. Number four is a Jet. Not ON a jet, like flying on a jet back and forth to Green Bay like he did 16 times the last two weeks. He’s a member of the New York Jets. Good luck, Eric Mangini. Are you shaking in your boots, Bill? The reign of the Pats is over like a bad Michael Jackson story. Thank goodness. Now we can all get on to more important things, like Gilbert Arenas’s blog. Incredible. Remarkable. Enjoy Mr. Aaron Rodgers, Packer fans. Jets fans, enjoy watching a legend at work this season. Chad who? Phenomenal.
Ron Jaworski- “I know I love to talk and over-emphasize every other word, but I’m truly speechless right now. ” (Applause breaks out from Trey Wingo, who calls for a champange toast).
Ricky Williams- “Yeah, I hope we trade for Chad Pennington. Can the guy play quarterback? I have no idea really. I just hope he can bring some of that great northern weed down here for me. “
PacMan Jones- “Brett is gonna love going from Green Bay to New York, just for the nightclubs. “
Skip Bayless- “The Packers have got to be the dumbest organization on the face of the earth. You just let the player, a future Hall-of-Famer, who has defined your team and is the face of your organization, go to another team for a draft pick. Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid! Now let me drink my Diet Moutain Dew in peace, and you two Stews can arm wrestle for who gets to take Dana out for lunch today. Where is my Hot Pocket? I’m starving here. These interns suck!”
Jay Mariotti- “Of course this was a good idea. The Packers rid themselves of this entire exhausting distraction and Aaron Rodgers can now sleep at night. Of course, when Rodgers gets hurt or the first time he struggles, Packer fans will be storming the gates of Lambeau and the heads will roll. “
Woody Paige- “You’re an idiot, Jay! Even my four-month old nephew knows this was a bad idea!”
Tony Kornheiser- “The only way this could get any better is if Brett tries out for American Idol. “
Mike Wilbon- “Screw American Idol! It’s dumb, lame entertainment! I’m going to watch the NBA summer league and whatever is on Bravo tonight. “
John Madden- “I love Brett Favre more than Tony Romo loves himself, more than Tom Brady loves Adam Vinatieri, more than Oprah loves a sob story, more than Green Bay loves cheese. I will miss Brett as bad as I miss the telestrator in the booth and Al Michaels. Ya see, Brett playing for the Jets won’t be nearly the same as Brett playing for the Packers. Heck, I think they even wear different uniforms. ”
For those of you who are breathing sighs of relief that the Favre saga is finally over, think again. It’s not over at all. It’s only just begun. Prepare for an entirely new level of over-coverage and over-analyzation by ESPN, the NFL Live crew and so on. You thought the Michael Vick coverage was over the top? The Favre to the Jets story will make the Vick story look like a trade between the Nationals and the Royals for a minor league reliever.
Throughout the pre-season, every episode of SportsCenter, NFL Live, Mike and Mike, Cold Pizza, Around the Horn, PTI and others will start with Brett Favre. They will break down every three-step drop he makes in practice and every interaction he has with a teammate, coach, fan, John Madden and Elvis. every time he makes a good pass in a pre-season game, they will show it 42,987 times throughout the day. Throughout the regular season, they will critique every pass he throws, every decision he makes and every audible he calls.
Don’t get me wrong, I’ve always loved Brett Favre and the way he plays the game. However, I think we’re all pretty sick of ESPN’s non-stop coverage of the story. I’m just warning you of what to expect this football season. If you’re a fan of any team other than the Jets or Packers, don’t expect to hear about your team very much at all. The 2008-2009 NFL season will revolve around and be dominated by Brett Favre.
Here are some quotes I fully expect to hear on ESPN in the upcoming months:
1) Mark Schlereth- “Brett Farve gives the Jets the best possible chance to win, and that’s all you can ask for from your starting quarterback. “
2) Wendy Nix- “Today during practice, Favre took 71% of the snaps, threw 42 passes, took seven five-step drops, ran to the left twice and the right three times, threw two touchdowns, fumbled one, threw one interception, had four balls batted away, threw 20 incompletions and called six audibles. He also smiled twice, grimaced nine times, wiped the sweat from his brow 18 times, scratched his crotch 11 times, re-adjusted his pants 14 times and his shoulder pads twice (once after a sack, after which he took his helmet off and then put it back on), drank two bottles of water, four cups of gatorade and took a few swigs of an unidentified liquid. He also took two bathroom breaks. The first was for a quick pee, the second time he was in there longer. When reporters asked him if he’d taken a dump, he grinned and said “Go in there and see for yourself”. . . from Jets camp, Wendy Nix, ESPN.
John Clayton- “Farve may have more hair on his face than I do on my entire body. “
Sean Salisbury- “Shut up John! What are you thinking Brett? You could have had $20 million dollars just to stay retired! That could have funded another appearance for me in a movie role. “
Jim Rome- Brett Farve is amazing. Phenomenal. Outstanding. He’s the real deal. He put the eeze in cheese for so many years in the frozen tundra. Now he’s a New York Jet. Yes, you heard me correctly. Number four is a Jet. Not ON a jet, like flying on a jet back and forth to Green Bay like he did 16 times the last two weeks. He’s a member of the New York Jets. Good luck, Eric Mangini. Are you shaking in your boots, Bill? The reign of the Pats is over like a bad Michael Jackson story. Thank goodness. Now we can all get on to more important things, like Gilbert Arenas’s blog. Incredible. Remarkable. Enjoy Mr. Aaron Rodgers, Packer fans. Jets fans, enjoy watching a legend at work this season. Chad who? Phenomenal.
Ron Jaworski- “I know I love to talk and over-emphasize every other word, but I’m truly speechless right now. ” (Applause breaks out from Trey Wingo, who calls for a champange toast).
Ricky Williams- “Yeah, I hope we trade for Chad Pennington. Can the guy play quarterback? I have no idea really. I just hope he can bring some of that great northern weed down here for me. “
PacMan Jones- “Brett is gonna love going from Green Bay to New York, just for the nightclubs. “
Skip Bayless- “The Packers have got to be the dumbest organization on the face of the earth. You just let the player, a future Hall-of-Famer, who has defined your team and is the face of your organization, go to another team for a draft pick. Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid! Now let me drink my Diet Moutain Dew in peace, and you two Stews can arm wrestle for who gets to take Dana out for lunch today. Where is my Hot Pocket? I’m starving here. These interns suck!”
Jay Mariotti- “Of course this was a good idea. The Packers rid themselves of this entire exhausting distraction and Aaron Rodgers can now sleep at night. Of course, when Rodgers gets hurt or the first time he struggles, Packer fans will be storming the gates of Lambeau and the heads will roll. “
Woody Paige- “You’re an idiot, Jay! Even my four-month old nephew knows this was a bad idea!”
Tony Kornheiser- “The only way this could get any better is if Brett tries out for American Idol. “
Mike Wilbon- “Screw American Idol! It’s dumb, lame entertainment! I’m going to watch the NBA summer league and whatever is on Bravo tonight. “
John Madden- “I love Brett Favre more than Tony Romo loves himself, more than Tom Brady loves Adam Vinatieri, more than Oprah loves a sob story, more than Green Bay loves cheese. I will miss Brett as bad as I miss the telestrator in the booth and Al Michaels. Ya see, Brett playing for the Jets won’t be nearly the same as Brett playing for the Packers. Heck, I think they even wear different uniforms. ”
For those of you who are breathing sighs of relief that the Favre saga is finally over, think again. It’s not over at all. It’s only just begun. Prepare for an entirely new level of over-coverage and over-analyzation by ESPN, the NFL Live crew and so on. You thought the Michael Vick coverage was over the top? The Favre to the Jets story will make the Vick story look like a trade between the Nationals and the Royals for a minor league reliever.
Throughout the pre-season, every episode of SportsCenter, NFL Live, Mike and Mike, Cold Pizza, Around the Horn, PTI and others will start with Brett Favre. They will break down every three-step drop he makes in practice and every interaction he has with a teammate, coach, fan, John Madden and Elvis. every time he makes a good pass in a pre-season game, they will show it 42,987 times throughout the day. Throughout the regular season, they will critique every pass he throws, every decision he makes and every audible he calls.
Don’t get me wrong, I’ve always loved Brett Favre and the way he plays the game. However, I think we’re all pretty sick of ESPN’s non-stop coverage of the story. I’m just warning you of what to expect this football season. If you’re a fan of any team other than the Jets or Packers, don’t expect to hear about your team very much at all. The 2008-2009 NFL season will revolve around and be dominated by Brett Favre.
Here are some quotes I fully expect to hear on ESPN in the upcoming months:
1) Mark Schlereth- “Brett Farve gives the Jets the best possible chance to win, and that’s all you can ask for from your starting quarterback. “
2) Wendy Nix- “Today during practice, Favre took 71% of the snaps, threw 42 passes, took seven five-step drops, ran to the left twice and the right three times, threw two touchdowns, fumbled one, threw one interception, had four balls batted away, threw 20 incompletions and called six audibles. He also smiled twice, grimaced nine times, wiped the sweat from his brow 18 times, scratched his crotch 11 times, re-adjusted his pants 14 times and his shoulder pads twice (once after a sack, after which he took his helmet off and then put it back on), drank two bottles of water, four cups of gatorade and took a few swigs of an unidentified liquid. He also took two bathroom breaks. The first was for a quick pee, the second time he was in there longer. When reporters asked him if he’d taken a dump, he grinned and said “Go in there and see for yourself”. . . from Jets camp, Wendy Nix, ESPN.
John Clayton- “Farve may have more hair on his face than I do on my entire body. “
Sean Salisbury- “Shut up John! What are you thinking Brett? You could have had $20 million dollars just to stay retired! That could have funded another appearance for me in a movie role. “
Jim Rome- Brett Farve is amazing. Phenomenal. Outstanding. He’s the real deal. He put the eeze in cheese for so many years in the frozen tundra. Now he’s a New York Jet. Yes, you heard me correctly. Number four is a Jet. Not ON a jet, like flying on a jet back and forth to Green Bay like he did 16 times the last two weeks. He’s a member of the New York Jets. Good luck, Eric Mangini. Are you shaking in your boots, Bill? The reign of the Pats is over like a bad Michael Jackson story. Thank goodness. Now we can all get on to more important things, like Gilbert Arenas’s blog. Incredible. Remarkable. Enjoy Mr. Aaron Rodgers, Packer fans. Jets fans, enjoy watching a legend at work this season. Chad who? Phenomenal.
Ron Jaworski- “I know I love to talk and over-emphasize every other word, but I’m truly speechless right now. ” (Applause breaks out from Trey Wingo, who calls for a champange toast).
Ricky Williams- “Yeah, I hope we trade for Chad Pennington. Can the guy play quarterback? I have no idea really. I just hope he can bring some of that great northern weed down here for me. “
PacMan Jones- “Brett is gonna love going from Green Bay to New York, just for the nightclubs. “
Skip Bayless- “The Packers have got to be the dumbest organization on the face of the earth. You just let the player, a future Hall-of-Famer, who has defined your team and is the face of your organization, go to another team for a draft pick. Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid! Now let me drink my Diet Moutain Dew in peace, and you two Stews can arm wrestle for who gets to take Dana out for lunch today. Where is my Hot Pocket? I’m starving here. These interns suck!”
Jay Mariotti- “Of course this was a good idea. The Packers rid themselves of this entire exhausting distraction and Aaron Rodgers can now sleep at night. Of course, when Rodgers gets hurt or the first time he struggles, Packer fans will be storming the gates of Lambeau and the heads will roll. “
Woody Paige- “You’re an idiot, Jay! Even my four-month old nephew knows this was a bad idea!”
Tony Kornheiser- “The only way this could get any better is if Brett tries out for American Idol. “
Mike Wilbon- “Screw American Idol! It’s dumb, lame entertainment! I’m going to watch the NBA summer league and whatever is on Bravo tonight. “
John Madden- “I love Brett Favre more than Tony Romo loves himself, more than Tom Brady loves Adam Vinatieri, more than Oprah loves a sob story, more than Green Bay loves cheese. I will miss Brett as bad as I miss the telestrator in the booth and Al Michaels. Ya see, Brett playing for the Jets won’t be nearly the same as Brett playing for the Packers. Heck, I think they even wear different uniforms. ”
For those of you who are breathing sighs of relief that the Favre saga is finally over, think again. It’s not over at all. It’s only just begun. Prepare for an entirely new level of over-coverage and over-analyzation by ESPN, the NFL Live crew and so on. You thought the Michael Vick coverage was over the top? The Favre to the Jets story will make the Vick story look like a trade between the Nationals and the Royals for a minor league reliever.
Throughout the pre-season, every episode of SportsCenter, NFL Live, Mike and Mike, Cold Pizza, Around the Horn, PTI and others will start with Brett Favre. They will break down every three-step drop he makes in practice and every interaction he has with a teammate, coach, fan, John Madden and Elvis. every time he makes a good pass in a pre-season game, they will show it 42,987 times throughout the day. Throughout the regular season, they will critique every pass he throws, every decision he makes and every audible he calls.
Don’t get me wrong, I’ve always loved Brett Favre and the way he plays the game. However, I think we’re all pretty sick of ESPN’s non-stop coverage of the story. I’m just warning you of what to expect this football season. If you’re a fan of any team other than the Jets or Packers, don’t expect to hear about your team very much at all. The 2008-2009 NFL season will revolve around and be dominated by Brett Favre.
Here are some quotes I fully expect to hear on ESPN in the upcoming months:
1) Mark Schlereth- “Brett Farve gives the Jets the best possible chance to win, and that’s all you can ask for from your starting quarterback. “
2) Wendy Nix- “Today during practice, Favre took 71% of the snaps, threw 42 passes, took seven five-step drops, ran to the left twice and the right three times, threw two touchdowns, fumbled one, threw one interception, had four balls batted away, threw 20 incompletions and called six audibles. He also smiled twice, grimaced nine times, wiped the sweat from his brow 18 times, scratched his crotch 11 times, re-adjusted his pants 14 times and his shoulder pads twice (once after a sack, after which he took his helmet off and then put it back on), drank two bottles of water, four cups of gatorade and took a few swigs of an unidentified liquid. He also took two bathroom breaks. The first was for a quick pee, the second time he was in there longer. When reporters asked him if he’d taken a dump, he grinned and said “Go in there and see for yourself”. . . from Jets camp, Wendy Nix, ESPN.
John Clayton- “Farve may have more hair on his face than I do on my entire body. “
Sean Salisbury- “Shut up John! What are you thinking Brett? You could have had $20 million dollars just to stay retired! That could have funded another appearance for me in a movie role. “
Jim Rome- Brett Farve is amazing. Phenomenal. Outstanding. He’s the real deal. He put the eeze in cheese for so many years in the frozen tundra. Now he’s a New York Jet. Yes, you heard me correctly. Number four is a Jet. Not ON a jet, like flying on a jet back and forth to Green Bay like he did 16 times the last two weeks. He’s a member of the New York Jets. Good luck, Eric Mangini. Are you shaking in your boots, Bill? The reign of the Pats is over like a bad Michael Jackson story. Thank goodness. Now we can all get on to more important things, like Gilbert Arenas’s blog. Incredible. Remarkable. Enjoy Mr. Aaron Rodgers, Packer fans. Jets fans, enjoy watching a legend at work this season. Chad who? Phenomenal.
Ron Jaworski- “I know I love to talk and over-emphasize every other word, but I’m truly speechless right now. ” (Applause breaks out from Trey Wingo, who calls for a champange toast).
Ricky Williams- “Yeah, I hope we trade for Chad Pennington. Can the guy play quarterback? I have no idea really. I just hope he can bring some of that great northern weed down here for me. “
PacMan Jones- “Brett is gonna love going from Green Bay to New York, just for the nightclubs. “
Skip Bayless- “The Packers have got to be the dumbest organization on the face of the earth. You just let the player, a future Hall-of-Famer, who has defined your team and is the face of your organization, go to another team for a draft pick. Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid! Now let me drink my Diet Moutain Dew in peace, and you two Stews can arm wrestle for who gets to take Dana out for lunch today. Where is my Hot Pocket? I’m starving here. These interns suck!”
Jay Mariotti- “Of course this was a good idea. The Packers rid themselves of this entire exhausting distraction and Aaron Rodgers can now sleep at night. Of course, when Rodgers gets hurt or the first time he struggles, Packer fans will be storming the gates of Lambeau and the heads will roll. “
Woody Paige- “You’re an idiot, Jay! Even my four-month old nephew knows this was a bad idea!”
Tony Kornheiser- “The only way this could get any better is if Brett tries out for American Idol. “
Mike Wilbon- “Screw American Idol! It’s dumb, lame entertainment! I’m going to watch the NBA summer league and whatever is on Bravo tonight. “
John Madden- “I love Brett Favre more than Tony Romo loves himself, more than Tom Brady loves Adam Vinatieri, more than Oprah loves a sob story, more than Green Bay loves cheese. I will miss Brett as bad as I miss the telestrator in the booth and Al Michaels. Ya see, Brett playing for the Jets won’t be nearly the same as Brett playing for the Packers. Heck, I think they even wear different uniforms. ”
For those of you who are breathing sighs of relief that the Favre saga is finally over, think again. It’s not over at all. It’s only just begun. Prepare for an entirely new level of over-coverage and over-analyzation by ESPN, the NFL Live crew and so on. You thought the Michael Vick coverage was over the top? The Favre to the Jets story will make the Vick story look like a trade between the Nationals and the Royals for a minor league reliever.
Throughout the pre-season, every episode of SportsCenter, NFL Live, Mike and Mike, Cold Pizza, Around the Horn, PTI and others will start with Brett Favre. They will break down every three-step drop he makes in practice and every interaction he has with a teammate, coach, fan, John Madden and Elvis. every time he makes a good pass in a pre-season game, they will show it 42,987 times throughout the day. Throughout the regular season, they will critique every pass he throws, every decision he makes and every audible he calls.
Don’t get me wrong, I’ve always loved Brett Favre and the way he plays the game. However, I think we’re all pretty sick of ESPN’s non-stop coverage of the story. I’m just warning you of what to expect this football season. If you’re a fan of any team other than the Jets or Packers, don’t expect to hear about your team very much at all. The 2008-2009 NFL season will revolve around and be dominated by Brett Favre.
Here are some quotes I fully expect to hear on ESPN in the upcoming months:
1) Mark Schlereth- “Brett Farve gives the Jets the best possible chance to win, and that’s all you can ask for from your starting quarterback. “
2) Wendy Nix- “Today during practice, Favre took 71% of the snaps, threw 42 passes, took seven five-step drops, ran to the left twice and the right three times, threw two touchdowns, fumbled one, threw one interception, had four balls batted away, threw 20 incompletions and called six audibles. He also smiled twice, grimaced nine times, wiped the sweat from his brow 18 times, scratched his crotch 11 times, re-adjusted his pants 14 times and his shoulder pads twice (once after a sack, after which he took his helmet off and then put it back on), drank two bottles of water, four cups of gatorade and took a few swigs of an unidentified liquid. He also took two bathroom breaks. The first was for a quick pee, the second time he was in there longer. When reporters asked him if he’d taken a dump, he grinned and said “Go in there and see for yourself”. . . from Jets camp, Wendy Nix, ESPN.
John Clayton- “Farve may have more hair on his face than I do on my entire body. “
Sean Salisbury- “Shut up John! What are you thinking Brett? You could have had $20 million dollars just to stay retired! That could have funded another appearance for me in a movie role. “
Jim Rome- Brett Farve is amazing. Phenomenal. Outstanding. He’s the real deal. He put the eeze in cheese for so many years in the frozen tundra. Now he’s a New York Jet. Yes, you heard me correctly. Number four is a Jet. Not ON a jet, like flying on a jet back and forth to Green Bay like he did 16 times the last two weeks. He’s a member of the New York Jets. Good luck, Eric Mangini. Are you shaking in your boots, Bill? The reign of the Pats is over like a bad Michael Jackson story. Thank goodness. Now we can all get on to more important things, like Gilbert Arenas’s blog. Incredible. Remarkable. Enjoy Mr. Aaron Rodgers, Packer fans. Jets fans, enjoy watching a legend at work this season. Chad who? Phenomenal.
Ron Jaworski- “I know I love to talk and over-emphasize every other word, but I’m truly speechless right now. ” (Applause breaks out from Trey Wingo, who calls for a champange toast).
Ricky Williams- “Yeah, I hope we trade for Chad Pennington. Can the guy play quarterback? I have no idea really. I just hope he can bring some of that great northern weed down here for me. “
PacMan Jones- “Brett is gonna love going from Green Bay to New York, just for the nightclubs. “
Skip Bayless- “The Packers have got to be the dumbest organization on the face of the earth. You just let the player, a future Hall-of-Famer, who has defined your team and is the face of your organization, go to another team for a draft pick. Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid! Now let me drink my Diet Moutain Dew in peace, and you two Stews can arm wrestle for who gets to take Dana out for lunch today. Where is my Hot Pocket? I’m starving here. These interns suck!”
Jay Mariotti- “Of course this was a good idea. The Packers rid themselves of this entire exhausting distraction and Aaron Rodgers can now sleep at night. Of course, when Rodgers gets hurt or the first time he struggles, Packer fans will be storming the gates of Lambeau and the heads will roll. “
Woody Paige- “You’re an idiot, Jay! Even my four-month old nephew knows this was a bad idea!”
Tony Kornheiser- “The only way this could get any better is if Brett tries out for American Idol. “
Mike Wilbon- “Screw American Idol! It’s dumb, lame entertainment! I’m going to watch the NBA summer league and whatever is on Bravo tonight. “
John Madden- “I love Brett Favre more than Tony Romo loves himself, more than Tom Brady loves Adam Vinatieri, more than Oprah loves a sob story, more than Green Bay loves cheese. I will miss Brett as bad as I miss the telestrator in the booth and Al Michaels. Ya see, Brett playing for the Jets won’t be nearly the same as Brett playing for the Packers. Heck, I think they even wear different uniforms. ”
For those of you who are breathing sighs of relief that the Favre saga is finally over, think again. It’s not over at all. It’s only just begun. Prepare for an entirely new level of over-coverage and over-analyzation by ESPN, the NFL Live crew and so on. You thought the Michael Vick coverage was over the top? The Favre to the Jets story will make the Vick story look like a trade between the Nationals and the Royals for a minor league reliever.
Throughout the pre-season, every episode of SportsCenter, NFL Live, Mike and Mike, Cold Pizza, Around the Horn, PTI and others will start with Brett Favre. They will break down every three-step drop he makes in practice and every interaction he has with a teammate, coach, fan, John Madden and Elvis. every time he makes a good pass in a pre-season game, they will show it 42,987 times throughout the day. Throughout the regular season, they will critique every pass he throws, every decision he makes and every audible he calls.
Don’t get me wrong, I’ve always loved Brett Favre and the way he plays the game. However, I think we’re all pretty sick of ESPN’s non-stop coverage of the story. I’m just warning you of what to expect this football season. If you’re a fan of any team other than the Jets or Packers, don’t expect to hear about your team very much at all. The 2008-2009 NFL season will revolve around and be dominated by Brett Favre.
Here are some quotes I fully expect to hear on ESPN in the upcoming months:
1) Mark Schlereth- “Brett Farve gives the Jets the best possible chance to win, and that’s all you can ask for from your starting quarterback. “
2) Wendy Nix- “Today during practice, Favre took 71% of the snaps, threw 42 passes, took seven five-step drops, ran to the left twice and the right three times, threw two touchdowns, fumbled one, threw one interception, had four balls batted away, threw 20 incompletions and called six audibles. He also smiled twice, grimaced nine times, wiped the sweat from his brow 18 times, scratched his crotch 11 times, re-adjusted his pants 14 times and his shoulder pads twice (once after a sack, after which he took his helmet off and then put it back on), drank two bottles of water, four cups of gatorade and took a few swigs of an unidentified liquid. He also took two bathroom breaks. The first was for a quick pee, the second time he was in there longer. When reporters asked him if he’d taken a dump, he grinned and said “Go in there and see for yourself”. . . from Jets camp, Wendy Nix, ESPN.
John Clayton- “Farve may have more hair on his face than I do on my entire body. “
Sean Salisbury- “Shut up John! What are you thinking Brett? You could have had $20 million dollars just to stay retired! That could have funded another appearance for me in a movie role. “
Jim Rome- Brett Farve is amazing. Phenomenal. Outstanding. He’s the real deal. He put the eeze in cheese for so many years in the frozen tundra. Now he’s a New York Jet. Yes, you heard me correctly. Number four is a Jet. Not ON a jet, like flying on a jet back and forth to Green Bay like he did 16 times the last two weeks. He’s a member of the New York Jets. Good luck, Eric Mangini. Are you shaking in your boots, Bill? The reign of the Pats is over like a bad Michael Jackson story. Thank goodness. Now we can all get on to more important things, like Gilbert Arenas’s blog. Incredible. Remarkable. Enjoy Mr. Aaron Rodgers, Packer fans. Jets fans, enjoy watching a legend at work this season. Chad who? Phenomenal.
Ron Jaworski- “I know I love to talk and over-emphasize every other word, but I’m truly speechless right now. ” (Applause breaks out from Trey Wingo, who calls for a champange toast).
Ricky Williams- “Yeah, I hope we trade for Chad Pennington. Can the guy play quarterback? I have no idea really. I just hope he can bring some of that great northern weed down here for me. “
PacMan Jones- “Brett is gonna love going from Green Bay to New York, just for the nightclubs. “
Skip Bayless- “The Packers have got to be the dumbest organization on the face of the earth. You just let the player, a future Hall-of-Famer, who has defined your team and is the face of your organization, go to another team for a draft pick. Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid! Now let me drink my Diet Moutain Dew in peace, and you two Stews can arm wrestle for who gets to take Dana out for lunch today. Where is my Hot Pocket? I’m starving here. These interns suck!”
Jay Mariotti- “Of course this was a good idea. The Packers rid themselves of this entire exhausting distraction and Aaron Rodgers can now sleep at night. Of course, when Rodgers gets hurt or the first time he struggles, Packer fans will be storming the gates of Lambeau and the heads will roll. “
Woody Paige- “You’re an idiot, Jay! Even my four-month old nephew knows this was a bad idea!”
Tony Kornheiser- “The only way this could get any better is if Brett tries out for American Idol. “
Mike Wilbon- “Screw American Idol! It’s dumb, lame entertainment! I’m going to watch the NBA summer league and whatever is on Bravo tonight. “
John Madden- “I love Brett Favre more than Tony Romo loves himself, more than Tom Brady loves Adam Vinatieri, more than Oprah loves a sob story, more than Green Bay loves cheese. I will miss Brett as bad as I miss the telestrator in the booth and Al Michaels. Ya see, Brett playing for the Jets won’t be nearly the same as Brett playing for the Packers. Heck, I think they even wear different uniforms. ”
The Sky News Blog is UK’s first blog site dedicated to a daily news show. Since a blog is similar to an on-line diary where the writer’s thought is posted, how effective would it be when used in relation to news? Sky News is a 24-hour television show in Europe who has for its main competitor, the BBC News-24.
History of Sky News
Sky News first began broadcasting in February 1989 and has transmitted continuous live news ever since. It quickly gained a reputation for journalistic integrity which gave it the much needed prestige despite operating on a shoe-string budget. It has likewise remained unique in an industry where presenters are rapidly hired and fired. Many of its original presenting team remains with the channel.
Other channels have tried to emulate Sky’s standards and methods but were not always successful in doing so. It was the only channel at its league until the launch of the BBC News-24 in November 1997. Sky News filed a complaint with the European Commission which argued that the publicly funded BBC News-24 was unfair and illegal under the European Union Law. However, the commission ruled in favor of BBC stating that the state aid was justified due to the public service remit of BBC.
To be competitive, the Sky Channel launched its Sky News Active which was a 24-hour service providing headlines on demand. Due to its success, the 8-screen video news service was likewise launched which was way ahead of the standard 4-screen. The Sky News Poll was also popular with its new question for each day. It has become common for questions and subjects to change throughout the day depending on news and developments.
Sky News won a 5-year contract to supply news bulletin to the British Terrestrial Channel Five in the year 2005. On the same year, Sky News was relaunched from a brand new studio in West London, replacing the one that has been used for almost 17 years in Isleworth. Along with the transfer came heavy revision of music and on-screen graphics. The station has a very recognizable line like CNN which is read every hour, giving the show name and presenters.
This renowned news broadcaster also has a forum called the Sky News Panel, which is basically an on-line research group. It lets its members express their opinions on various subjects. It makes use of short surveys which would only take minutes to complete. Some surveys are targeted at specific profiles but may be weighted to the UK population where national opinion is needed.
Anchors in the likes of Eamonn Holmes and James Rubin have been secured while experimenting on new schedule and format. Sky News aims to provide a fast moving, highly-produced program that gives everyone a chance to catch up on all the news that matters. Emphasis is given on pace, pictures and people combined with the best footage of the day and sharp reporting from field correspondents.
The Live at Five on Sky News features dedicated spots for sports, showbiz as well as its own weblog. The blog spot is Sky News’ way of taking the time out to hear the reader’s views on the news that have caught their attention. A selection of contributions to the blog is read out daily so that real opinions get on the show.
The Sky News Blog
Sky CEO Rupert Murdock has discovered the wonders of the Internet and has placed particular interest on social media and blogging. His interest brought him a step further when he bought various on-line companies including Intermix and http://IGN. com. Not one to be left out from the fun, Sky came out with its first blog in an attempt to connect with its audience. It is widely believed that Sky’s acquisition of Tim Levell, the former editor of the BBC Action Network, had a lot to do with this move. In fact, he has provided some of the posts found in the blog.
The blog is personally led by Sky News at 5 anchorman Jeremy Thompson. It thankfully looks and feels like a real blog which cannot be said for many other things that call themselves blogs. This is actually Sky’s first attempt at blogging but it seems to have succeeded in avoiding the most obvious pitfalls related to it.
This blog is designed to be identifiable and distinct from the channel’s news website offering. Whereas the news website and TV channel delivers news, blogs explain how and why such news are being delivered. This is what is usually referred to as “back channel conversational content”. However, since the launch of the blog coincides with the relaunch of Sky News as a whole, discussion on topics not necessarily thought provoking such as the show’s new set have been occupying considerable space in the blog. Conversations regarding the process of how editorial decisions are arrived at for example are probable discussion of interest to readers.
Large companies and organizations who have managed to establish web presence need to maintain strong control of their blogs. This would necessitate hosting those blogs within their own domain space. Hosting a blog on a third party might not be able to provide seamless integration with the rest of a company’s website. There are important aspects to be considered such as quality control and availability. A site that goes down or begins to bug-out necessarily affects the individual reputation of companies.
The blogosphere is quite partial to personality led blogs. This is one of the reasons why the Sky News blog works. However, it could benefit from more posts written by Jeremy Thompson.
The blog encourages as many people as possible to take part in the discussion of various topics. The company has adopted a light touch policy which essentially allows for any comments as long as it is not offensive, racist or irrelevant. Participants are further encouraged to be constructive, friendly and informative.
Pre-moderating of comments was done during the experimental stage. This is expected to change as the site develops well. The blog is primarily linked to the Live at 5 shows and not the whole channel thus moderation of comments is done during daytime working hours.
Contributors are requested to provide their names, physical address and e-mail address although these details do not get published on the site. It is just a way for the company to determine the intentions of those people who would like to be a part pf their blog. Anonymous postings are not published. Sky News is perceived to have made a very brave move when it plunged head-on towards the blogging world. Whether or not their blog accomplishes something over and beyond the accomplishments of its regular websites would depend on the people handling it and how much they are prepared to meet the changing needs of consumers.
For those of you who are breathing sighs of relief that the Favre saga is finally over, think again. It’s not over at all. It’s only just begun. Prepare for an entirely new level of over-coverage and over-analyzation by ESPN, the NFL Live crew and so on. You thought the Michael Vick coverage was over the top? The Favre to the Jets story will make the Vick story look like a trade between the Nationals and the Royals for a minor league reliever.
Throughout the pre-season, every episode of SportsCenter, NFL Live, Mike and Mike, Cold Pizza, Around the Horn, PTI and others will start with Brett Favre. They will break down every three-step drop he makes in practice and every interaction he has with a teammate, coach, fan, John Madden and Elvis. every time he makes a good pass in a pre-season game, they will show it 42,987 times throughout the day. Throughout the regular season, they will critique every pass he throws, every decision he makes and every audible he calls.
Don’t get me wrong, I’ve always loved Brett Favre and the way he plays the game. However, I think we’re all pretty sick of ESPN’s non-stop coverage of the story. I’m just warning you of what to expect this football season. If you’re a fan of any team other than the Jets or Packers, don’t expect to hear about your team very much at all. The 2008-2009 NFL season will revolve around and be dominated by Brett Favre.
Here are some quotes I fully expect to hear on ESPN in the upcoming months:
1) Mark Schlereth- “Brett Farve gives the Jets the best possible chance to win, and that’s all you can ask for from your starting quarterback. “
2) Wendy Nix- “Today during practice, Favre took 71% of the snaps, threw 42 passes, took seven five-step drops, ran to the left twice and the right three times, threw two touchdowns, fumbled one, threw one interception, had four balls batted away, threw 20 incompletions and called six audibles. He also smiled twice, grimaced nine times, wiped the sweat from his brow 18 times, scratched his crotch 11 times, re-adjusted his pants 14 times and his shoulder pads twice (once after a sack, after which he took his helmet off and then put it back on), drank two bottles of water, four cups of gatorade and took a few swigs of an unidentified liquid. He also took two bathroom breaks. The first was for a quick pee, the second time he was in there longer. When reporters asked him if he’d taken a dump, he grinned and said “Go in there and see for yourself”. . . from Jets camp, Wendy Nix, ESPN.
John Clayton- “Farve may have more hair on his face than I do on my entire body. “
Sean Salisbury- “Shut up John! What are you thinking Brett? You could have had $20 million dollars just to stay retired! That could have funded another appearance for me in a movie role. “
Jim Rome- Brett Farve is amazing. Phenomenal. Outstanding. He’s the real deal. He put the eeze in cheese for so many years in the frozen tundra. Now he’s a New York Jet. Yes, you heard me correctly. Number four is a Jet. Not ON a jet, like flying on a jet back and forth to Green Bay like he did 16 times the last two weeks. He’s a member of the New York Jets. Good luck, Eric Mangini. Are you shaking in your boots, Bill? The reign of the Pats is over like a bad Michael Jackson story. Thank goodness. Now we can all get on to more important things, like Gilbert Arenas’s blog. Incredible. Remarkable. Enjoy Mr. Aaron Rodgers, Packer fans. Jets fans, enjoy watching a legend at work this season. Chad who? Phenomenal.
Ron Jaworski- “I know I love to talk and over-emphasize every other word, but I’m truly speechless right now. ” (Applause breaks out from Trey Wingo, who calls for a champange toast).
Ricky Williams- “Yeah, I hope we trade for Chad Pennington. Can the guy play quarterback? I have no idea really. I just hope he can bring some of that great northern weed down here for me. “
PacMan Jones- “Brett is gonna love going from Green Bay to New York, just for the nightclubs. “
Skip Bayless- “The Packers have got to be the dumbest organization on the face of the earth. You just let the player, a future Hall-of-Famer, who has defined your team and is the face of your organization, go to another team for a draft pick. Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid! Now let me drink my Diet Moutain Dew in peace, and you two Stews can arm wrestle for who gets to take Dana out for lunch today. Where is my Hot Pocket? I’m starving here. These interns suck!”
Jay Mariotti- “Of course this was a good idea. The Packers rid themselves of this entire exhausting distraction and Aaron Rodgers can now sleep at night. Of course, when Rodgers gets hurt or the first time he struggles, Packer fans will be storming the gates of Lambeau and the heads will roll. “
Woody Paige- “You’re an idiot, Jay! Even my four-month old nephew knows this was a bad idea!”
Tony Kornheiser- “The only way this could get any better is if Brett tries out for American Idol. “
Mike Wilbon- “Screw American Idol! It’s dumb, lame entertainment! I’m going to watch the NBA summer league and whatever is on Bravo tonight. “
John Madden- “I love Brett Favre more than Tony Romo loves himself, more than Tom Brady loves Adam Vinatieri, more than Oprah loves a sob story, more than Green Bay loves cheese. I will miss Brett as bad as I miss the telestrator in the booth and Al Michaels. Ya see, Brett playing for the Jets won’t be nearly the same as Brett playing for the Packers. Heck, I think they even wear different uniforms. ”
For those of you who are breathing sighs of relief that the Favre saga is finally over, think again. It’s not over at all. It’s only just begun. Prepare for an entirely new level of over-coverage and over-analyzation by ESPN, the NFL Live crew and so on. You thought the Michael Vick coverage was over the top? The Favre to the Jets story will make the Vick story look like a trade between the Nationals and the Royals for a minor league reliever.
Throughout the pre-season, every episode of SportsCenter, NFL Live, Mike and Mike, Cold Pizza, Around the Horn, PTI and others will start with Brett Favre. They will break down every three-step drop he makes in practice and every interaction he has with a teammate, coach, fan, John Madden and Elvis. every time he makes a good pass in a pre-season game, they will show it 42,987 times throughout the day. Throughout the regular season, they will critique every pass he throws, every decision he makes and every audible he calls.
Don’t get me wrong, I’ve always loved Brett Favre and the way he plays the game. However, I think we’re all pretty sick of ESPN’s non-stop coverage of the story. I’m just warning you of what to expect this football season. If you’re a fan of any team other than the Jets or Packers, don’t expect to hear about your team very much at all. The 2008-2009 NFL season will revolve around and be dominated by Brett Favre.
Here are some quotes I fully expect to hear on ESPN in the upcoming months:
1) Mark Schlereth- “Brett Farve gives the Jets the best possible chance to win, and that’s all you can ask for from your starting quarterback. “
2) Wendy Nix- “Today during practice, Favre took 71% of the snaps, threw 42 passes, took seven five-step drops, ran to the left twice and the right three times, threw two touchdowns, fumbled one, threw one interception, had four balls batted away, threw 20 incompletions and called six audibles. He also smiled twice, grimaced nine times, wiped the sweat from his brow 18 times, scratched his crotch 11 times, re-adjusted his pants 14 times and his shoulder pads twice (once after a sack, after which he took his helmet off and then put it back on), drank two bottles of water, four cups of gatorade and took a few swigs of an unidentified liquid. He also took two bathroom breaks. The first was for a quick pee, the second time he was in there longer. When reporters asked him if he’d taken a dump, he grinned and said “Go in there and see for yourself”. . . from Jets camp, Wendy Nix, ESPN.
John Clayton- “Farve may have more hair on his face than I do on my entire body. “
Sean Salisbury- “Shut up John! What are you thinking Brett? You could have had $20 million dollars just to stay retired! That could have funded another appearance for me in a movie role. “
Jim Rome- Brett Farve is amazing. Phenomenal. Outstanding. He’s the real deal. He put the eeze in cheese for so many years in the frozen tundra. Now he’s a New York Jet. Yes, you heard me correctly. Number four is a Jet. Not ON a jet, like flying on a jet back and forth to Green Bay like he did 16 times the last two weeks. He’s a member of the New York Jets. Good luck, Eric Mangini. Are you shaking in your boots, Bill? The reign of the Pats is over like a bad Michael Jackson story. Thank goodness. Now we can all get on to more important things, like Gilbert Arenas’s blog. Incredible. Remarkable. Enjoy Mr. Aaron Rodgers, Packer fans. Jets fans, enjoy watching a legend at work this season. Chad who? Phenomenal.
Ron Jaworski- “I know I love to talk and over-emphasize every other word, but I’m truly speechless right now. ” (Applause breaks out from Trey Wingo, who calls for a champange toast).
Ricky Williams- “Yeah, I hope we trade for Chad Pennington. Can the guy play quarterback? I have no idea really. I just hope he can bring some of that great northern weed down here for me. “
PacMan Jones- “Brett is gonna love going from Green Bay to New York, just for the nightclubs. “
Skip Bayless- “The Packers have got to be the dumbest organization on the face of the earth. You just let the player, a future Hall-of-Famer, who has defined your team and is the face of your organization, go to another team for a draft pick. Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid! Now let me drink my Diet Moutain Dew in peace, and you two Stews can arm wrestle for who gets to take Dana out for lunch today. Where is my Hot Pocket? I’m starving here. These interns suck!”
Jay Mariotti- “Of course this was a good idea. The Packers rid themselves of this entire exhausting distraction and Aaron Rodgers can now sleep at night. Of course, when Rodgers gets hurt or the first time he struggles, Packer fans will be storming the gates of Lambeau and the heads will roll. “
Woody Paige- “You’re an idiot, Jay! Even my four-month old nephew knows this was a bad idea!”
Tony Kornheiser- “The only way this could get any better is if Brett tries out for American Idol. “
Mike Wilbon- “Screw American Idol! It’s dumb, lame entertainment! I’m going to watch the NBA summer league and whatever is on Bravo tonight. “
John Madden- “I love Brett Favre more than Tony Romo loves himself, more than Tom Brady loves Adam Vinatieri, more than Oprah loves a sob story, more than Green Bay loves cheese. I will miss Brett as bad as I miss the telestrator in the booth and Al Michaels. Ya see, Brett playing for the Jets won’t be nearly the same as Brett playing for the Packers. Heck, I think they even wear different uniforms. ”
For those of you who are breathing sighs of relief that the Favre saga is finally over, think again. It’s not over at all. It’s only just begun. Prepare for an entirely new level of over-coverage and over-analyzation by ESPN, the NFL Live crew and so on. You thought the Michael Vick coverage was over the top? The Favre to the Jets story will make the Vick story look like a trade between the Nationals and the Royals for a minor league reliever.
Throughout the pre-season, every episode of SportsCenter, NFL Live, Mike and Mike, Cold Pizza, Around the Horn, PTI and others will start with Brett Favre. They will break down every three-step drop he makes in practice and every interaction he has with a teammate, coach, fan, John Madden and Elvis. every time he makes a good pass in a pre-season game, they will show it 42,987 times throughout the day. Throughout the regular season, they will critique every pass he throws, every decision he makes and every audible he calls.
Don’t get me wrong, I’ve always loved Brett Favre and the way he plays the game. However, I think we’re all pretty sick of ESPN’s non-stop coverage of the story. I’m just warning you of what to expect this football season. If you’re a fan of any team other than the Jets or Packers, don’t expect to hear about your team very much at all. The 2008-2009 NFL season will revolve around and be dominated by Brett Favre.
Here are some quotes I fully expect to hear on ESPN in the upcoming months:
1) Mark Schlereth- “Brett Farve gives the Jets the best possible chance to win, and that’s all you can ask for from your starting quarterback. “
2) Wendy Nix- “Today during practice, Favre took 71% of the snaps, threw 42 passes, took seven five-step drops, ran to the left twice and the right three times, threw two touchdowns, fumbled one, threw one interception, had four balls batted away, threw 20 incompletions and called six audibles. He also smiled twice, grimaced nine times, wiped the sweat from his brow 18 times, scratched his crotch 11 times, re-adjusted his pants 14 times and his shoulder pads twice (once after a sack, after which he took his helmet off and then put it back on), drank two bottles of water, four cups of gatorade and took a few swigs of an unidentified liquid. He also took two bathroom breaks. The first was for a quick pee, the second time he was in there longer. When reporters asked him if he’d taken a dump, he grinned and said “Go in there and see for yourself”. . . from Jets camp, Wendy Nix, ESPN.
John Clayton- “Farve may have more hair on his face than I do on my entire body. “
Sean Salisbury- “Shut up John! What are you thinking Brett? You could have had $20 million dollars just to stay retired! That could have funded another appearance for me in a movie role. “
Jim Rome- Brett Farve is amazing. Phenomenal. Outstanding. He’s the real deal. He put the eeze in cheese for so many years in the frozen tundra. Now he’s a New York Jet. Yes, you heard me correctly. Number four is a Jet. Not ON a jet, like flying on a jet back and forth to Green Bay like he did 16 times the last two weeks. He’s a member of the New York Jets. Good luck, Eric Mangini. Are you shaking in your boots, Bill? The reign of the Pats is over like a bad Michael Jackson story. Thank goodness. Now we can all get on to more important things, like Gilbert Arenas’s blog. Incredible. Remarkable. Enjoy Mr. Aaron Rodgers, Packer fans. Jets fans, enjoy watching a legend at work this season. Chad who? Phenomenal.
Ron Jaworski- “I know I love to talk and over-emphasize every other word, but I’m truly speechless right now. ” (Applause breaks out from Trey Wingo, who calls for a champange toast).
Ricky Williams- “Yeah, I hope we trade for Chad Pennington. Can the guy play quarterback? I have no idea really. I just hope he can bring some of that great northern weed down here for me. “
PacMan Jones- “Brett is gonna love going from Green Bay to New York, just for the nightclubs. “
Skip Bayless- “The Packers have got to be the dumbest organization on the face of the earth. You just let the player, a future Hall-of-Famer, who has defined your team and is the face of your organization, go to another team for a draft pick. Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid! Now let me drink my Diet Moutain Dew in peace, and you two Stews can arm wrestle for who gets to take Dana out for lunch today. Where is my Hot Pocket? I’m starving here. These interns suck!”
Jay Mariotti- “Of course this was a good idea. The Packers rid themselves of this entire exhausting distraction and Aaron Rodgers can now sleep at night. Of course, when Rodgers gets hurt or the first time he struggles, Packer fans will be storming the gates of Lambeau and the heads will roll. “
Woody Paige- “You’re an idiot, Jay! Even my four-month old nephew knows this was a bad idea!”
Tony Kornheiser- “The only way this could get any better is if Brett tries out for American Idol. “
Mike Wilbon- “Screw American Idol! It’s dumb, lame entertainment! I’m going to watch the NBA summer league and whatever is on Bravo tonight. “
John Madden- “I love Brett Favre more than Tony Romo loves himself, more than Tom Brady loves Adam Vinatieri, more than Oprah loves a sob story, more than Green Bay loves cheese. I will miss Brett as bad as I miss the telestrator in the booth and Al Michaels. Ya see, Brett playing for the Jets won’t be nearly the same as Brett playing for the Packers. Heck, I think they even wear different uniforms. ”
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